Christmas 2009 is just around the corner and guessing by the hundreds of visits I’m getting every day, people must be looking for photo ornaments. So I’ve decided to provide a little shopping advice and give you ten reasons NOT to buy a photo ornament.

  1. The IRS garnishes your wages
  2. December means Happy Chaunakkuh
  3. Witness protection guidelines ordered “no more photos”
  4. You are a better painter than Bob Ross, prefering to draw photos
  5. Blackholes sucked away all available light
  6. The devil made you do it

This is from a trusted source, me. I would not lie to you. Happy shopping, I hope you find something interesting to share with your friends and family.

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